Tuesday, March 29, 2016

Tuesday, March 22, 2016

One Sentence Story #20 - Financial Thriller

Biggie looked over the reports of the last decade, and came to the undeniable conclusion that his boss had sold the company out.

Monday, March 21, 2016

Kalamazoo Haiku

Twenty-five miles from
The Cereal Capital
Twenty from the lake

Sunday, March 20, 2016

Kazoo Haiku

Humming Hummingbird
Twitching tissue on a comb
Where is my shotgun?

Saturday, March 19, 2016

True Haiku

"What's truth?" said Pilate
Winter yields to autumn breeze
There's truth in fiction

Friday, March 18, 2016

Moog Haiku

Oh weee! bop bop bop
Glissando 'lectronica
Analog rules it

Thursday, March 17, 2016

Wednesday, March 16, 2016

Bali Haiku

If you hear a call
It's an island paradise
Your own special one

Tuesday, March 15, 2016

Roux Haiku 2

Stir up the butter
Sift in flour to thicken it
Then mix in the soup

Monday, March 14, 2016

Roux Haiku

Some say gumbo has
The roux of all evil in
A breezy kitchen

Sunday, March 13, 2016

One Sentence Story #18 - The Secret

She held a belief in her heart until it inevitably came true one dark and stormy night -- she had a flat tire.

Saturday, March 12, 2016

Pooh Haiku

"Oh bother!" said Pooh
As he read the new haiku
"It's only Wednesday!"

Friday, March 11, 2016

Laundry Haiku

We can't go camping
In tents there are no machines
That can do washing

Thursday, March 10, 2016

Wednesday, March 9, 2016

Blues Haiku

Dawn with no clouds yet
Hope for good, sure in evil
Dusk is upon me

Tuesday, March 8, 2016

Tough Guy Haiku

Git outta my face
I'll break yours into pieces
Like cracked icicles.

Monday, March 7, 2016

I'm Easy Like Sunday Afternoon Haiku

Take a day off now
Enjoy nature in a field
You'll be glad you did

Saturday, March 5, 2016

Easter Haiku

Why easter bunnies?
Did Jesus like bunnies much?
Was he friends with them?

Friday, March 4, 2016

Ghostwriter Haiku

Oo oo oo oo oo!
Oo oo oo oo oo oo oo!
In the moo-oonlight.

Thursday, March 3, 2016

Wednesday, March 2, 2016

Super Tuesday Election Haiku

Trump and Cruz are verbs
Hillary is syllably
Thank you for voting