Early in the Morning Trying to Get Some Work Done Haiku

A grass blade's edge cuts
No pancakes, waffles or meat
It is too green to.

One Sentence Story #20 - Financial Thriller

Biggie looked over the reports of the last decade, and came to the undeniable conclusion that his boss had sold the company out.

Kalamazoo Haiku

Twenty-five miles from
The Cereal Capital
Twenty from the lake

Kazoo Haiku

Humming Hummingbird
Twitching tissue on a comb
Where is my shotgun?

True Haiku

"What's truth?" said Pilate
Winter yields to autumn breeze
There's truth in fiction

Moog Haiku

Oh weee! bop bop bop
Glissando 'lectronica
Analog rules it

One Sentence Story #19 - YA

I love them both, she cried, and she never made a choice.

Bali Haiku

If you hear a call
It's an island paradise
Your own special one

Roux Haiku 2

Stir up the butter
Sift in flour to thicken it
Then mix in the soup

Roux Haiku

Some say gumbo has
The roux of all evil in
A breezy kitchen

One Sentence Story #18 - The Secret

She held a belief in her heart until it inevitably came true one dark and stormy night -- she had a flat tire.

Pooh Haiku

"Oh bother!" said Pooh
As he read the new haiku
"It's only Wednesday!"

Laundry Haiku

We can't go camping
In tents there are no machines
That can do washing

One Sentence Story #17 - Cozy Mystery

Something bad happened and no one know who did it except me because I did it.

Blues Haiku

Dawn with no clouds yet
Hope for good, sure in evil
Dusk is upon me

Tough Guy Haiku

Git outta my face
I'll break yours into pieces
Like cracked icicles.

I'm Easy Like Sunday Afternoon Haiku

Take a day off now
Enjoy nature in a field
You'll be glad you did

Easter Haiku

Why easter bunnies?
Did Jesus like bunnies much?
Was he friends with them?

Ghostwriter Haiku

Oo oo oo oo oo!
Oo oo oo oo oo oo oo!
In the moo-oonlight.

Back to Work after Being Out with the Flu Haiku

"Ah-choo," I shouted
As winter drifted away
One more time and coughed

Super Tuesday Election Haiku

Trump and Cruz are verbs
Hillary is syllably
Thank you for voting